Ponsagnakmingidcunmidtip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered spider.

Ponsagnakmingidcunmidtip created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponsagnakmingidcunmidtip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ponsagnakmingidcunmidtip, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ponsagnakmingidcunmidtip's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ponsagnakmingidcunmidtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never run in the presence of sheep.