Kinquill Panggabfun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust scorpion.

Kinquill Panggabfun created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinquill Panggabfun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kinquill Panggabfun, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kinquill Panggabfun's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Kinquill Panggabfun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not take Kinquill Panggabfun's name in vain.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.