Himdagtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, passionate cow.

Himdagtarg created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himdagtarg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Himdagtarg, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Himdagtarg's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Himdagtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Retreat if three monkeys approach from the east.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.