Vegbutdap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying lion.

Vegbutdap created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbutdap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vegbutdap, it will be very sad.

Vegbutdap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Vegbutdap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three aardvarks approach from the south.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Vegbutdap on top of all buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about gravity.