Wangoffom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise fly.

Wangoffom created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wangoffom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wangoffom, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wangoffom's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wangoffom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Never paint your neck turquoise.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never mention manatees.