Vogzodfag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, sage donkey.

Vogzodfag created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogzodfag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vogzodfag, she will try to impress you with trees.

Vogzodfag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vogzodfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet white.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vogzodfag.

5. Always pray immersed in water.