Sislibwon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident shrew.

Sislibwon created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sislibwon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sislibwon, it will turn you into a slug.

Sislibwon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sislibwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.