Bogbifgof Gidyoghan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful dingo.

Bogbifgof Gidyoghan created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbifgof Gidyoghan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogbifgof Gidyoghan, he will not care at all.

Bogbifgof Gidyoghan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bogbifgof Gidyoghan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect six carbon sculptures of Bogbifgof Gidyoghan on top of important buildings.