Bogyarlloopnart is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong chinchilla.

Bogyarlloopnart created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Bogyarlloopnart, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bogyarlloopnart, it will turn you into a tree.

Bogyarlloopnart's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bogyarlloopnart's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bogyarlloopnart on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.