Gidmadbom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent faun.

Gidmadbom created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidmadbom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gidmadbom, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gidmadbom's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gidmadbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gidmadbom.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must pray to Gidmadbom four times a day.