Mipsagbim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful lobster.

Mipsagbim created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipsagbim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mipsagbim, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mipsagbim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mipsagbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Do not jump in public.