Wigvabwon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive donkey.

Wigvabwon created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigvabwon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wigvabwon, he will turn you into a slug.

Wigvabwon's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Wigvabwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Wigvabwon loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.