Tettilegaf is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, strong chinchilla.

Tettilegaf created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettilegaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tettilegaf, he will be very sad.

Tettilegaf's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tettilegaf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Tettilegaf's priests.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Always help sick dolphins.