Minnelxinrap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humane hamster.

Minnelxinrap created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Minnelxinrap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Minnelxinrap, he will turn you into a sheep.

Minnelxinrap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Minnelxinrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.