Minnelxinrap is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, humane
hamster.
Minnelxinrap created the Sol system three million years ago.
If you believe in
Minnelxinrap, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Minnelxinrap, he will turn you into a sheep.
Minnelxinrap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Minnelxinrap's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not speak about rice.
4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.