Damdibbam is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, annoying
dragon.
Damdibbam created Europe two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Damdibbam, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Damdibbam, she will jump up and down on your head.
Damdibbam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Damdibbam's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never think about photosynthesis.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Damdibbam.
4. Do not skip in public.
5. Always help moths.