Honbuntarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, calm narwhal.

Honbuntarg created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honbuntarg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Honbuntarg, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Honbuntarg's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Honbuntarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Honbuntarg.

5. Never feed bread to nematodes while wearing trousers.