Zagratsit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing dragon.

Zagratsit created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagratsit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zagratsit, he will not care at all.

Zagratsit's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Zagratsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always obey Zagratsit's priests.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Run away if nine otters approach from the south.