Veenveglopbemarthad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, boastful otter.

Veenveglopbemarthad created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenveglopbemarthad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Veenveglopbemarthad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Veenveglopbemarthad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Veenveglopbemarthad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Erect six lead sculptures of Veenveglopbemarthad on top of important buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed apples to bats while wearing black coats.