Yarpfargig is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, dishonourable
bee.
Yarpfargig created Africa two million years ago.
If you believe in
Yarpfargig, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Yarpfargig, he will turn you into a mouse.
Yarpfargig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Yarpfargig's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in the presence of snails.
2. Never go into white rooms.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Yarpfargig on top of all buildings.