Yarpfargig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonourable bee.

Yarpfargig created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpfargig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yarpfargig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yarpfargig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Yarpfargig's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of snails.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Yarpfargig on top of all buildings.