Rakflatgon is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing
dragonfly.
Rakflatgon created an electron seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rakflatgon, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Rakflatgon, she will turn you into a frog.
Rakflatgon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Rakflatgon's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never write about chlorophyll.
5. Never sit in the presence of horses.