Sterflapcet is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Sterflapcet created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sterflapcet, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sterflapcet, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Sterflapcet's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sterflapcet's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never hurt great tits.