Hunarfkab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful hamster.

Hunarfkab created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunarfkab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hunarfkab, she will turn you into a dog.

Hunarfkab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hunarfkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Retreat if eight otters approach from the east.