Fut is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome cow.

Fut created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fut, it will come to you in dreams.

Fut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head red.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never pour water over plants.