Tipjadnadduss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, self-assured faun.

Tipjadnadduss created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipjadnadduss, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tipjadnadduss, he will turn you into a mouse.

Tipjadnadduss' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tipjadnadduss' Holy Commandments

1. Seals are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.