Stigshavcut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust crow.

Stigshavcut created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigshavcut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stigshavcut, she will turn you into a duck.

Stigshavcut's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Stigshavcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must pray to Stigshavcut seven times a day.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.