Fatgidneg is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient walrus.

Fatgidneg created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatgidneg, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fatgidneg, he will turn you into a rock.

Fatgidneg's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fatgidneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never feed beans to squirrels while wearing shirts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.