Hancissgum Gillikpom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise slug.

Hancissgum Gillikpom created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hancissgum Gillikpom, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hancissgum Gillikpom, he will laugh at you.

Hancissgum Gillikpom's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hancissgum Gillikpom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Hancissgum Gillikpom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not keep seven seals in a large pit.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.