Sanddaptig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous toad.

Sanddaptig created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanddaptig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sanddaptig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sanddaptig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Sanddaptig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Hide from brown geese for they are unholy.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.