Jatdapsag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent lizard.

Jatdapsag created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatdapsag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jatdapsag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jatdapsag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Jatdapsag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Never run in the presence of seals.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.