Cebhudgan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, astonishing dog.

Cebhudgan created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebhudgan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cebhudgan, she will turn you into a worm.

Cebhudgan's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cebhudgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not take Cebhudgan's name in vain.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.