Himbeddiss is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic rhinoceros.

Himbeddiss created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Himbeddiss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Himbeddiss, it will jump up and down on your head.

Himbeddiss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Himbeddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Himbeddiss.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about special relativity near mites while wearing white ear rings and balancing five carbon spheres on your face.