Nul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic squirrel.

Nul created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nul, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nul, she will be very unhappy.

Nul's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.