Dagyardub is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, prudent hummingbird.

Dagyardub created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dagyardub, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dagyardub, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dagyardub's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dagyardub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Never feed wheat to whales while wearing kilts.

5. Worship no other gods but Dagyardub.