Dinjonbut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast ant.

Dinjonbut created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dinjonbut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinjonbut, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dinjonbut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dinjonbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

5. Do not consume pineapples at dawn.