Fungomjonfasbamsad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent owl.

Fungomjonfasbamsad created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fungomjonfasbamsad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fungomjonfasbamsad, it will turn you into a slug.

Fungomjonfasbamsad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fungomjonfasbamsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of mice.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not kill birds.