Handisstrag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident frog.

Handisstrag created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Handisstrag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Handisstrag, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Handisstrag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Handisstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Handisstrag on top of all buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Handisstrag must be the most important thing in your life.