Hasfatdon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, smart raccoon.

Hasfatdon created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfatdon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hasfatdon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hasfatdon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Hasfatdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. You must pray to Hasfatdon eight times a day.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.