Bestbudgud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, wise goose.

Bestbudgud created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbudgud, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bestbudgud, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bestbudgud's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bestbudgud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight otters approach from the south.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Never feed cucumbers to birds while wearing orange stockings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.