Doddid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain hummingbird.

Doddid created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doddid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Doddid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Doddid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Doddid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.