Gabfobpak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, prudent wombat.

Gabfobpak created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabfobpak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gabfobpak, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gabfobpak's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gabfobpak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabfobpak.

3. Never feed coconuts to manatees while wearing ear rings.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Never wear jumpers.