Godnatmip is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic centipede.

Godnatmip created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godnatmip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Godnatmip, it will torture you forever.

Godnatmip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Godnatmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.