Busdimflag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, competent gorilla.

Busdimflag created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Busdimflag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Busdimflag, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Busdimflag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Busdimflag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Busdimflag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the north.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.