Kemwanfad is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered centipede.

Kemwanfad created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemwanfad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kemwanfad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kemwanfad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kemwanfad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Pray towards the west.