Wadmumlib is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident unicorn.

Wadmumlib created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadmumlib, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wadmumlib, he will torture you forever.

Wadmumlib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Wadmumlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not stand on grass.