Fensasyak Jam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tranquil yak.

Fensasyak Jam created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fensasyak Jam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fensasyak Jam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fensasyak Jam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fensasyak Jam's Holy Commandments

1. Fensasyak Jam loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Worship no other gods but Fensasyak Jam.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.