Dobfumtan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, moody duck.

Dobfumtan created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobfumtan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dobfumtan, she will turn you into a duck.

Dobfumtan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dobfumtan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear gray shoes.

5. Dobfumtan loves mice, so they must be honoured.