Jigflowpodster is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, generous badger.

Jigflowpodster created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Jigflowpodster, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jigflowpodster, she will strike you with lightening.

Jigflowpodster's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Jigflowpodster's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Never feed corn to dogs while wearing dresses.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Jigflowpodster in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not take Jigflowpodster's name in vain.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.