Mismetflag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful bee.

Mismetflag created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mismetflag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mismetflag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mismetflag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mismetflag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mismetflag.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never jump in holy places.