Dimlibjan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, happy rhinoceros.

Dimlibjan created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimlibjan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dimlibjan, he will manifest in front of you.

Dimlibjan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dimlibjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near hamsters while wearing yellow rings.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Dimlibjan on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never feed garlic to mice while wearing red kilts.