Hanrakvedlik Xemflyjan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sage bee.

Hanrakvedlik Xemflyjan created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hanrakvedlik Xemflyjan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hanrakvedlik Xemflyjan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hanrakvedlik Xemflyjan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hanrakvedlik Xemflyjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.