Bellnattag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthinking gorilla.

Bellnattag created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellnattag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellnattag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bellnattag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bellnattag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine turtles approach from the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed cherries to seals while wearing hats.

5. Do not commit murder.